Monday, August 8, 2011

My garden dah ada Fish Pond.Jumpa Bob Marley and The Gang.






Bob Marley? No,it was his gang The Wailers depa show kat Hard Rock Hotel,Penang.Tau apa cerita? Aku nak masuk nak ambik gambar depa show kat dalam tu,si bahlul punya security ,tak bagi masuk,pasai tak dak tiket,pirah tiket pun RM80.00 hinggit tak sapa suruh,so aku pun pi lah buat kerja aku,cari customer kat night market.Dah selesai show,aku pun balik kat Hard Rock standby kat parking,5minit kemudian mai lah sorang pompuan negro mai tanya,
Excuse me ,can take five person?
No,only four allowed.
But ,we only wanna go very nearby club,at club 69,
So,aku ingat bolehlah kot,dekat Holiday Inn trafik light,boleh aku charge dia 20hinggit,padan muka dia,so aku kata ok!
Dia pun masuk dok depan,tu dia nalla punya punkok,dekat 80kg punya,dahlah tu dia talla pungkok dia dulu,nak adjust duduk,aku punya dok tahan gelak...
Lepaih semua masuk duduk,aku pun slow berjalan,pompuan negro tu,dok tengok muka aku,dok gelak,aku pun heran,pasai apa,lepaih tu depa sembang sesama depa ,aku dengaq depa kata ,tomorrow i wanna go strait to Jamaica,aku pun teruih tanya,
Are you people The Wailers?
Pompuan negro to reply
Yeah,,,sambil gelak
Aku kata sambil mejerit kuat-kuat I DON'T BELIEVE! I DON"T BELIEVE!
you know just now ,when your show time,i wanna take a picture of you gus,but was stopped by the pelaq security,but now you're in my cabI DON'T BELIEVE!
Depa semua gelak kat akusampai kat club 69,aku kata tak bayah bayaq.
Pompuan tu kata ,dia suruh lead singer dia sign autograph untuk aku,aku pon seronok.
Tu dia cerita dia.

2 comments:

Irwan H. said...

Mana autograph nya? Upload la gambaq autograph tu. Cik Mad x ambik gambaq ngan depa ka when you dropped them off?

jebat said...

Nanti cik mad upload autograph tu,tapi gambaq depa gelap,segelap gelap nya pasai ambik gambaq tempt yang gelap,depa pun gelap,aku pun gelap juga mana nak nampak?pakai pulak handfon teruk,tapi kalau Lani galaxy s lcd okla juga.terlambat.